What kind of picture suits a Talk Dirty video?
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Short answer
Choose one crisp, evenly lit photo of a single adult or pet, standing if you can, because the stage camera sees the whole body and your outfit carries over. Save as JPG, PNG or WebP under 10 MB, 300 to 6000 pixels per side. Crowded shots, sunglasses and filtered faces fare worst.

File limits
- Accepted formats: JPG, PNG, WebP.
- Up to 10 MB per photo.
- Each side between 300 and 6000 pixels.
- Width divided by height must fall between 0.4 and 2.5.
- One photo is enough, since the template has a single role.
What gives the best result
- One subject only: an adult, a pet, a toy or a drawing.
- A standing pose facing the lens, down to the knees at least.
- The outfit you want on stage, since it carries over.
- An uncluttered backdrop, so the model can pick out the subject.
What to skip
- Babies, kids and anyone below 18.
- Group pictures, or two pets in one frame.
- Dark glasses, face masks or heavy beauty filters.
- Celebrities, well-known cartoon or game characters, and frames grabbed from another person's clip.
Who may appear
Yourself, adults who agreed, or pets, toys and drawings that belong to you. Read Photo Consent and Acceptable Use before you upload.
Questions people ask
Does a selfie work?
Yes, though the model then makes up your body and clothes. A standing photo keeps your outfit nearer to the original.
Does the background matter?
Hardly. We generate the arena, so any clear photo will do.
The upload box turned my photo down. Why?
A line under the box says what's wrong: size, format or shape. Correct that and retry. Rejected photos cost nothing.
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