What kind of picture suits a Talk Dirty video?

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Short answer

Choose one crisp, evenly lit photo of a single adult or pet, standing if you can, because the stage camera sees the whole body and your outfit carries over. Save as JPG, PNG or WebP under 10 MB, 300 to 6000 pixels per side. Crowded shots, sunglasses and filtered faces fare worst.

Still from a sample video: a grandmother in a red cardigan at the head of a dance crew, flames behind her
Still from a sample video: a grandmother in a red cardigan at the head of a dance crew, flames behind her

Questions people ask

Does a selfie work?

Yes, though the model then makes up your body and clothes. A standing photo keeps your outfit nearer to the original.

Does the background matter?

Hardly. We generate the arena, so any clear photo will do.

The upload box turned my photo down. Why?

A line under the box says what's wrong: size, format or shape. Correct that and retry. Rejected photos cost nothing.

Make a Talk Dirty video of your own

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